Friday's Progress Report with Bonus

Progress Report on the Body Swap story, which really has reached the last scene, if I have any control on this at all. It's
now 57435 words in 282 pages -- according to the Word count, that's 1498 paragraphs with 6305 sentences.

You know what's weird? If instead of clicking on Word Count, you accidentally click on Auto-Summary... and then go ahead and see what result it gives you. I guess this feature makes sense with non-fiction and technical writing, where you may be able to pick something up about the structure and what points the piece is hitting, but with fiction... it gets a little strange. For one thing, it tries to grab all the really short sentences, what with all the dialogue, you get mostly the said tags, and it looks something like this:

( Auto-Summary Preview )

Of course, maybe the Auto-Summary algorithm just really likes Paul Gross. I don't know, I just write the stuff.

Friday Five of Five Desires

Gakked from susanw, and answered off the top of my head:

( Cut for length reasons )