My SitCom....

My LiveJournal Sitcom
The Theodosia Show (WB, 8:30): Theodosia (Nicolas Cage) buys sweatshirts instead of peaches, ruining nestra (Winona Ryder)'s day. Later, sowilo (Chloe Sevigny) tries on sophiabrooks (Ewan McGregor)'s pants without permission. Nearby, dmk (Cary Grant) is allergic to cmshaw (Mickey Rooney)'s wedding photo. The next day, rliz (Laura Linney) paints bethbethbeth (Traci Lords)'s toothbrush orange. In the next town over, daughtershade (Robert Patrick) marries stephl (Adam Sandler)'s uncle. Everyone learns a valuable lesson.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Strangely, in previous versions of this, I was played by Margaret Cho. I capitalized the T in my username, though, so maybe that's it.

Alas, a sitcom on the WB doesn't have much of a life-expectancy.