Saturday Morning, My Sad Fate

[theodosia]

Ganked from theamusedone:

Your Unsavory Fate by sajinn
Name
Humiliating way in which you shall die:	Mistaking Lysol for irish creme in your 'famous' after-dinner coffee
Idiotic person who shall be your undoing:	Edna, the ramen noodle wrapper collector and your former next door neighbor
Horrid song played at your funeral:	Blame it on the Rain
Piffle said about you posthumously:	Always was the first one to pass out and the last one to wake up. Pansy.
Depressing location where you will be buried:	Abandoned landfill
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